I’d like to consider this the epitome of Cinco de Mayo satisfaction.
It’s a cheesy, easy, insanely delicious dip that’s ready in just 30 minutes. It pairs tremendously well with beer OR tequila. And you can make it all. weekend. long!!
Let’s dig in.
Since it’s Cinco + Friyay I know I’m working with limited attention spans, so I’ll be quick. This tremendously tasty, piping hot dip is SO simple to prepare, requires <10 ingredients, and just might be THE dip of the summer.
aka — it is the dip of the summer. I’m just trying to be polite.
The gist here is exactly what the title alludes to: corn dip + jalapeño popper = mucho cinco magic. This is the sort of fantastical appetizer you can make on-demand for a crowd, keep handy in the freezer for friends, OR inhale yourself as dinner, because sometimes that happens. It’s also the sort of dish you do not eat before a wedding, a vacation, or anything involving tight dresses/nudity — Just keeping it real. But in small doses this dip is totally harmless, minus the fact that you will likely lose all control in its presence.
Because corn isn’t in season yet I used canned, whole sweet kernels for this, and for once I don’t feel guilty about this quickie short-cut. Fresh corn is AMAZING, obviously. But it’s also a damn mess. Using the canned stuff means there’s no shucking, no slicing, and no finding corn kernels wedged into a floor tile three weeks later. So as the season progresses — Yes, use the fresh stuff. But for now, canned is good enough.
To get things started you prepare a basic roux, then add to it cream cheese, cheddar cheese, and white wine. This will sauce will serve as the base for this glorious dip, and yes you’ll probably eat a few spoonfuls while whisking — get over it. Next stir in the corn, diced jalapeños, and season with a pinch of black pepper, then top with toasted panko crumbs and more cheese. Bake in the oven for about 20 minutes, and that’s IT!
As soon as this is baking, rip open the tequila.
What’s great about this dip is that it’s got ALL the cheesy spice of a jalapeño popper, but with the added texture of sweet, plump corn. It’s one of those pleasing, simple, who-wouldn’t-love-this dips that appeals to nearly every palate, so definitely get making it this weekend.
And when you do, pair it with pita chips, tortilla chips, or even pretzels!
After enough shots, you won’t really care what you’re dunking with. xo