This salad is like spring in a bowl.
It’s fresh, bright, light, amazing. And there’s not one itty bit of gluten in sight.
After placing a rather obscenely expensive order on Revolve, I knew it was time to get my diet in order. Those high-cut bathing suits aren’t going to wear themselves, and in my current condition, neither am I. So in typical basic bitch fashion I’ve been resorting to all the usual tactics — running, green shit, no carbs. It’s a boring, painful concoction, but hot damn does it work. And luckily I can still incorporate salads like this into the scheme, because I need at least ONE meal a day to look forward to.
You start by dredging in the chicken tenders in egg + egg white, then coating in seasoned panko. Transfer to a piping hot skillet (cast iron is best) then bake in the oven for 20 minutes, flipping once. To grease the wheels — aka: get dem chicken crispy — I relied on cooking spray, which I normally don’t do. But again: SUMMER! So I’ve gotta step my game up. I suggest buying a true olive oil spray like Bertolli, Trader Joe’s or Chosen Foods. These feel less carcinogenic than other brands (ahem… PAM), so go that route. Anyway, between the cast iron, spray, and panko this chicken bakes up CHOICE.
Crunchy, golden, tender, delicious! And without any unnecessary calories or carbs.
While the chicken cooks, attend to the salad. The dressing here is LIGHT, with absolutely no egg (traditional dressings have this) and less than a quarter of the usual dose of parmesan. It’s still insanely flavorful, of course, but it’s lightened-up for all your leggy needs. Minced anchovies are recommended here — it truly lends that classic Caesar flavor — but anchovy paste can be used too. And if you want to swap out the reduced-fat sour cream for greek yogurt, go for it!!
Be even more hardcore than me and watch my jealousy soar.
Once the chicken is cooked and the dressing prepped, this recipe is basically over. Pile it high with all sorts of toppings — I used tomato, red onion, and avocado! — dress the kale, slice the chicken, and there you have it. I’ve gotten in the habit of massaging my kale with lemon juice before dressing with the Caesar, as this strategy seems to remove a lot of bitterness. And of course, flaked parmesan on top is MANDATORY, even though bikini season is here.
You gotta live for something, right?
Overall this is filling, satisfying, and SO easy to put together. Serve it once for you and your boo, or enjoy it yourself over multiple days — The dressing keeps nicely for about a week. xo